Texting! With Liss and Eastsidekate!
Kate: Apparently, [Westsidebecca] say this in Real Simple, because Real Simple is awful. [sends image]
Liss: Whut. Obesogenic will be the new buzzword now that fat is a disease.
Kate: From the Latin for WHUT. I prefer "obsogenic."
Liss: I prefer CATCHFATS!
Kate: LOL! Real Simple is full of shit, but you knew that because you're obsogenic.
Liss: I wish it were full of DOUGHNUTS. (Full disclosure: I don't care for doughnuts.)
Kate: How about donuts?
Liss: Those are even worse.
Kate: WAIT BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE FAT HAVE SOME DOUGHNUTS?
Liss: LOL!
Kate: Personally, I like doughnuts, just not all the foo-foo ones. Bacon, home brew, and Froot Loops on a 4 lb bear claw!
Liss: Directions: Eat while wearing a trucker hat. IRONICALLY.
Kate: Just in the handlebar mustache parts of Brooklyn.
Liss: My favorite thing is when thin hipsters blog about how gross fat, poor, Midwestern people are from cafes with free wi-fi while sucking down a $7 soy latte and eating an ironic doughnut. It makes me think, "I should be ashamed of myself."
Shakesville is run as a safe space. First-time commenters: Please read Shakesville's Commenting Policy and Feminism 101 Section before commenting. We also do lots of in-thread moderation, so we ask that everyone read the entirety of any thread before commenting, to ensure compliance with any in-thread moderation. Thank you.
blog comments powered by Disqus