Santorum vs. The Devil

Posted by Melissa McEwan at Friday, October 25, 2013
Hey, remember how we all watched the trailer for Rick Santorum's terrific-looking Christmas movie, The Christmas Candle, and decided we will all definitely see it because it looks so great? Well, in case you were having any doubts that we all FOR SURE made the right, nay, the PERFECT decision, here is Rick "Lights, Camera, Jesus!" Santorum himself to close the deal:
Santorum, a devout Catholic, was speaking on the Christian-oriented Trinity Broadcasting Network about the film, and said: "This is a tough business, this is something that we're stepping out ... and the devil, for a long, long time, has had this, these screens, for his playground. And he isn't going to give it up easily."
If you don't buy a ticket to The Christmas Candle, THE DEVIL WINS. Do you understand?! If you don't spend your money to support The Christmas Candle, Rick Santorum's Movie Emporium will not be able to keep making Christian films for white conservatives and THE DEVIL will keep making movies like Paul Blart: Mall Cop. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? IS IT?!

You know what to do, people.
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