Welp

MSNBC host Andrea Mitchell interrupts former Congresswoman Jane Harman (D-CA) in the middle of a discussion about the recent task force recommendation that the NSA stop collecting phone records with some TOTALLY TRENCHANT BREAKING NOOZ:

Harman: —seriously consider, ah, not continuing section 215 and getting the—

Mitchell: Uh, Congresswoman Harman, let me interrupt you— Congresswoman, let me interrupt you just for a moment. We've got some breaking news out of Miami. Stand by if you will. [BREAKING NEWS graphic appears onscreen, following footage of a courtroom] Right now, in Miami, Justin Bieber has been arrested on a number of charges. The judge is reading the charges, including resisting arrest and driving under the influence. He's appearing now before the judge for his bond hearing. Let's watch.
Fuck everything.

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