This Fu@#king Guy

[Content Note: Privilege; racism.]

Here are some cool highlights from Sir Donald Trump's presidential announcement today:

Donald Trump, standing at a podium in front of US flags (of course) and shouting in his usual obnoxious fashion: Our country needs a truly great leader, and we need a truly great leader now. [edit] We need a leader that can bring back our jobs, can bring back our manufacturing, can bring back our military, can take care of our vets; our vets have been abandoned! [edit] Ladies and gentlemen, I am officially running for President of the United States, and we are going to make our country great again! [edit] I will be the greatest jobs president that god ever created. I tell you that. I'll bring back our jobs from China, from Mexico, from Japan, from so many places. I'll bring back our jobs, and I'll bring back our money. [edit] Sadly, the American Dream is DEAD! But if I get elected president, I will bring it back! Bigger and better and stronger than ever before, and we will make America great again! Thank you! Thank you very much.

Sir Donald Trump is going to bring everything back! Except sexy, which Justin Timberlake already brought back years ago!

I can't even with this fool. "The American Dream is dead!" declares a total fucking bozo who has amassed a $9 billion fortune.

"The American Dream" has always been and will always be a myth spun by people who uphold privilege.

And Trump is a man who loves his privilege. He also loves shitting all over people who don't share it. Here is an actual excerpt from today's address that was not included in the above video:

When do we beat Mexico at the border? They're laughing at us, at our stupidity. And now they are beating us economically. They are not our friend, believe me. But they're killing us economically.

The U.S. has become a dumping ground for everybody else's problems. ...When Mexico sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're not sending you. They're not sending you. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.

But I speak to border guards and they tell us what we're getting. And it only makes common sense. It only makes common sense. They're sending us not the right people.

And here's another:

[President Obama] wasn't a cheerleader. He's actually a negative force. He's been a negative force. He wasn't a cheerleader; he was the opposite.

We need somebody that can take the brand of the United States and make it great again.

So, Mexican migrants are garbage people and President Obama has ruined our country's "brand." And, in case that wasn't enough for you, he had plenty of cool stuff to say about China and the Middle East, too.

Donald Trump is a fucking joke, but the shit that falls out of his mouth isn't. It's seriously contemptible.