So, yesterday, as part of an escalating feud which started with Donald Trump insulting John McCain and Lindsey Graham calling Trump a jackass, Trump gave out Graham's cell phone number during a speech. Which was a real Trump move.
Today, Graham responded with the most pathetic rejoinder ever rejoined:
[Video Description: Graham finds different ways to destroy "his" cell phone, including burning it and smashing it and throwing it off a roof, set to classical music. In the final moments, he says, "Or if all else fails, you can always give your number to The Donald. This is for all the veterans." Then he pitches his phone offscreen and it clatters and breaks.]
NOTHING ABOUT THAT IS FUNNY. IT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE. IT'S AS NONSENSICAL AS IT IS NONFUNNY.
I am personally offended by the lack of funny in this video! WHAT A WASTE OF A FEUD WITH DONALD TRUMP! Can y'all even imagine what kind of full-tilt fucking magic I would make out of a legit feud with Donald Trump?! HOLY SHIT. It would be a dream come true!
I sure as hell wouldn't flush it down a REGULAR PORCELAIN AND NOT EVEN GLEAMING GOLD toilet with a crap video like that! How can you have such an unlimited chance for amazing jokes and not even ACCIDENTALLY be funny?!
You really blew it, Lindsey Graham! You wasted more PRECIOUS TRUMP JOKE RESOURCES than you do taxpayer dollars! Boo. Boooooooooo!
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