While our planet may have survived September's "blood moon", it will be permanently destroyed on Wednesday, 7 October, a Christian organization has warned.OH NOES! The saddest part for me about instant global annihilation is that I'll never get a chance to eat all the Spam I stockpiled in my doomsday prep shelter.
The eBible Fellowship, an online affiliation headquartered near Philadelphia, has based its prediction of an October obliteration on a previous claim that the world would end on 21 May 2011. While that claim proved to be false, the organization is confident it has the correct date this time.
"According to what the Bible is presenting it does appear that 7 October will be the day that God has spoken of: in which, the world will pass away," said Chris McCann, the leader and founder of the fellowship, an online gathering of Christians headquartered in Philadelphia.
"It'll be gone forever. Annihilated."
Okay, time to come clean: The reason I am posting this is not because I am sad about the nonexistent Spam in my imaginary bug-out bunker, but because of the following paragraph, which is a real thing in this real Guardian article, and which I love with one million hearts:
Scientists have several theories about when Earth will be destroyed, although none of the data points to this Wednesday. The most widely accepted theory is that the sun, which is already gradually increasing in temperature, will expand and swallow up the planet. Some scientists believe this could happen as soon as 7.6bn years' time.LOLOLOLOLOLOL foreverrrrrrrrrrrr.
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