GOOD GRIEF THIS ELECTION

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This is just a real headline in the world: "Heidi Cruz responds to people who call her husband the Zodiac Killer."

I mean. I MEAN.

Heidi Cruz knows that her husband, Sen. Ted Cruz, R-Texas, is not the Zodiac Killer, no matter what people online say.

Heidi spent Monday morning traveling across Indiana in support of her husband's presidential campaign. At a cafe in Carmel, Yahoo News asked for her reaction to a series of jokes that Comedy Central host Larry Wilmore made at the White House Correspondents' dinner on Saturday night, where he repeatedly called her husband "the Zodiac Killer."

"Well, I've been married to him for 15 years, and I know pretty well who he is, so it doesn't bother me at all. There's a lot of garbage out there," Heidi said.

Of course, the whole reason this particular garbage is out there is because Ted Cruz is probably the Zodiac Killer. Just kidding. He definitely isn't. He's just an ordinary human man who wants to "carpet bomb ISIS into oblivion."

Which, of course, would make him a much more prolific killer of innocent people than any serial killer.