WHAT. ARE. YOU. EVEN. DOING.

So, you'll never guess who decided to use the occasion of Hillary Clinton delivering an epic denunciation of Donald Trump to attack her. HA HA HA JUST KIDDING I BET YOU HAVE ALREADY GUESSED! It was Bernie Sanders!

This is the entirety of the press release he posted on his website yesterday:

Sanders Statement on Foreign Policy

MODESTO, Calif. – U.S. Sen. Bernie Sanders on Thursday issued the following statement after Hillary Clinton delivered a speech criticizing Donald Trump's foreign policy vision:

"I agree with Secretary Clinton that Donald Trump's foreign policy ideas are incredibly reckless and irresponsible. But when it comes to foreign policy, we cannot forget that Secretary Clinton voted for the war in Iraq, the worst foreign policy blunder in modern American history, and that she has been a proponent of regime change, as in Libya, without thinking through the consequences.

"We need a foreign policy based on building coalitions and making certain that the brave American men and women in our military do not get bogged down in perpetual warfare in the Middle East. That's what I will fight for as president."

I know you're shocked, but I had a few things to say about this! And you should read all of those things! Because my level of disgust with this guy has now reached FULL-TILT NOPE.

NOPE, BERNIE SANDERS. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE.

NOPE.