YESSSSSSS!!!

Today, Senator Elizabeth Warren joined Hillary Clinton on the campaign trail for the first time, and it was precisely as amazing as you'd expect!


I don't yet have a transcript, but I will update the post as soon as one becomes available. (If you happen to see one first, please link it in comments!)

WATCH OUT, DONALD. THE WOMEN ARE COMING FOR YOU.

UPDATE: Shaker hedonist generously did a transcript for us, with the note: "I am not a professional transcriptionist. The names of non-famous people I hope I got right because I don't know where I'd look them up. I went over it once to make sure I got names right." The transcript is posted below the fold, with my profound thanks to hedonist!



[unidentified announcer] Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage Elizabeth Warren and Hillary Clinton!

[extended period of applause, musical intro as Clinton and Warren make their way to the stage, waving at supporters and smiling beatifically at the enthusiasm of the crowd.]

[Senator Elizabeth Warren] Whoa! Thank you! Thank you for that warm welcome! I am always happy to come to Ohio, it is good to be in the home state of my good friend and your great senator, Sherrod Brown. Yes! And it is good to be in the state that is going to send Ted Strickland to the U.S. Senate in November! Yes!

Now, I'm here today because - I'm With Her. YES, her! We're all here today because We're With Her. And we're going to work our hearts out to make Hillary Clinton the next President of the United States. (applause) Yes. (applause builds) I'm ready! Are you ready for this? (applause continues) Yeah!

We're here with someone who gets up every single day and fights for us. Someone who has spent her whole life fighting for children. Spent her life fighting for women. Spent her life fighting for families, fighting for health care, fighting for human rights. Fighting for a level playing field. Fighting for those who need her most. We're here to fight side by side with Hillary Clinton!

(applause)

So today, I want to talk about values. My daddy sold fencing and carpeting, he ended up as a maintenance man, and after his heart attack, my mom answered phones at Sears to keep our family above water. And here's some of the values that I learned up close and personal: my oldest brother Don Reed was career military, 288 combat missions in Vietnam. (applause) Yup! And I learned from him that we HONOR our promises to our service members and our veterans, ALWAYS. (applause) Yeah.

And after my middle brother John got out of the Air Force, he got a good union job operating a crane. Today, he has a pension because of that job. I learned from him that unions built America's middle class, (applause begins) and unions will REbuild America's middle class! (applause) Yes!

And my youngest brother David got out of the army and started a small business - he worked his rear end off. It was tough. And today, all he has left is his social security. I learned from him that we HONOR hardworking people (applause begins) by protecting and expanding social security! (applause) Yes!

And me, I was the baby. And I always wanted to be a teacher. I went to a commuter college that cost fifty dollars a semester and it opened a million doors for me - I learned that America's public schools CAN build opportunity for ALL of our kids! (applause) Yeah!

I'm the daughter of a maintenance man who made it all the way to the United States Senate! (applause) And Hillary Clinton is the granddaughter of a factory worker who's going to make it all the way to the White House! (wild, sustained applause) WE BELIEVE IN THAT AMERICA! Come on! YES! Yes!

Now, we believe in that America, but we're worried. Worried that those opportunities are slipping away. And a lot of America is worried - worried, and angry. Angry that too many times, Washington works for those at the top, and leaves everyone else behind. That Washington lets giant oil companies guzzle down billions of dollars in tax subsidies, but then says there's no money to help kids refinance their student loans. That Washington gives big corporations fat tax breaks for CEO bonuses but won't raise the minimum wage. That Washington pushes big corporate interests and trade deals, but won't make the investments in infrastructure that create good jobs here in America. (applause)

Angry! That friends and neighbors right here in Ohio lost their jobs and their homes when Wall Street wrecked our economy. Angry, that instead of sending people to jail, Washington gave bankers a bailout. Now your pensions are in trouble, and Washington won't lift a finger to help. THAT'S. NOT. RIGHT. And we're here [gesturing between herself and Mrs Rodham Clinton] to change it! (applause) You bet. We're here to change it. (applause)

Now, Donald Trump says (loud booing) -- Donald Trump says, he'll make America great again. (booing turns to noise of general disbelief) It's right there-- No! It's stamped right there on the front of his goofy hat! (laughter) You wanna see Goofy? Look at him in that hat. (gentle cheering, chortling) But when Donald Trump says, 'Great', I ask, "Great for who, exactly??" (inaudible, shouted answer from someone in crowd) [raising eyebrow skeptically in response] Yeah. For millions of kids, struggling to pay for an education? For millions of seniors, barely surviving on social security? For families that don't fly to Scotland to play golf?? (derisive laughter, cheering, applause) When Donald Trump says he'll make America great, he means, 'make it even greater for rich guys just like Donald Trump.' (appreciative applause) Great for the guys who don't care how much they've already squeezed from everyone else. Great for the guys who always want more. Because that's who Donald Trump is. The guy who wants it all for himself. And watch out. Because he will crush you into the dirt to get whatever he wants. (applause) That's who he is.

Just look at the evidence: Donald Trump cheered on Britain's current crisis which has sucked billions of dollars out of your retirement accounts because he said, hey, it might bring more rich people to his new golf course. He cheered on the 2008 housing crash, because he could scoop up more real estate on the cheap. And he cheered on students desperate enough to sign up for his fake university, so he could bleed 'em dry and turn a profit for himself. (booing) What kind of a man does that? What kind of a man roots for people to lose their jobs, to lose their homes, to lose their life savings? I'll tell you what kind of a man. A small, insecure, money grubber who fights for no one but himself! (loud, sustained applause)

What kind of man? A nasty man who will NEVER become president of the United States! (applause) That's right. Because Hillary Clinton WILL be the next president of the United States! (applause) That's right! Hillary Clinton will be the next president of the United States, because she knows what it takes to beat a thin-skinned billy who is driven by greed and hate. She knows, you beat a bully not by tucking tail and running, but by standing your ground and fighting back. (applause) That's what she's gonna do.

Just look at her history: she's been on the receiving end of one right wing attack after another for twenty-five years. But she has never. backed. down. (applause) That's right. She doesn't whine, she doesn't run to Twitter to call her opponents fat pigs, or dummies. No. She just remembers who really needs someone on their side. And she gets up and keeps right on fighting for the people who need her most. [here, Warren turns directly to Clinton and applauds her directly]

(sustained general applause. Clinton nods appreciatively at her supporters. The crowd amplifies in each direction as she turns toward them.) (crowd begins chant, HILLARY! HILLARY! HILLARY! - Warren joins them) [Editor's note - is there supposedly a lack of enthusiasm among Clinton supporters?? I DO NOT SEE A LACK OF ENTHUSIASM HERE, BOSS.]

So here's what it boils down to: Hillary's has brains, she has guts, she has thick skin and steady hands, but most of all, she has a good heart, and that's what America needs. (applause that continues through the following) And that's why I'm with her. Are you with her?? Are you with her? Are you with her? [Warren turns compass points from the podium, addressing each corner - the applause amplifies with each question in reply] That's why I'm with her! Yes! [raises fist in response to the applause] Yes!

Look, this election is about values, so let's just do a few, Donald versus Hillary. (smattered laughter)

Donald Trump believes in defrauding students to benefit himself. Hillary Clinton believes that every kid should be able to get an education without getting crushed by debt. That means (applause begins) debt-free college and refinancing student loans (applause nearly drowns her out) Hillary fights for us!

Donald Trump believes poor, sad little Wall street bankers need to be free to defraud anyone they want. (booing) Hillary Clinton believes that we need strong rules to prevent another financial crisis (applause builds again) - yes! Hillary fights for US! (applause)

Donald Trump cheats his workers and wants to abolish the minimum wage. Hillary Clinton believes NO ONE should work full-time and live in poverty and that means raising the minimum wage (applause builds and Warren shouts through it), fair scheduling, paid family and medical leave, HILLARY FIGHTS FOR US. (applause continues) [Clinton nods and applauds her supporters]

You know I could do this all day. (laughter, Clinton joins in) I really could. But I won't! I won't. Okay! One more, one more. [appears to reflect a moment on which last one to use] Donald Trump? calls African Americans "thugs", Muslims "terrorists", and Latinos "rapists" and "criminals", and women, "bimbos". Hillary Clinton believes that racism, hatred, injustice and bigotry have no place in our country. (applause) SHE FIGHTS FOR US. (shouts over applause) She fights for us and we will fight for Hillary Clinton! [turns again to applaud Clinton directly] [Clinton applauds her supporters, nodding in agreement] She fights for us! Please join me in welcoming to the stage our next President, (crowd goes wild) (Warren shouts over the applause) Hillary Clinton!

[Warren and Clinton embrace warmly, turn to the crowd with arms around each other's waists, wave to the crowd while the crowd cheers and begins chanting HILLARY, HILLARY, HILLARY.]

[Clinton basks in the cheers and steps up to the mic. She beams warmly around at the jubilant, enthusiastic applause and puts a hand to her heart in appreciation.]

[presumptive nominee Hillary Rodham Clinton] Thank you, Cincinnati! (more applause) I especially want to thank all the people outside who couldn't get in! Thank you for coming today. I am so so delighted to be here with my friend and a great leader, Senator Elizabeth Warren. (more wild applause) Now, you just saw - you just saw why she is considered so terrific, so formidable, because she tells it like it is. (applause) I am very grateful for that introduction, but more importantly, I want to thank her for fighting every single day, for families like hers, families like yours, and millions of hardworking Americans who deserve to have more votes on their side! (applause)

You know, Elizabeth - Elizabeth and I came of age around the same time, and when we were coming up, as you heard her talking about her parents, her brothers - we believed in the American dream. It wasn't always going to be easy. My dad was a small businessman. It was hard work. He got up every single day, went off to work - and worked hard, and lots of times my mother and my brothers and I would be there to help. He printed drapery fabrics in a long warehouse with a long table, it was dark and not very pleasant, but it was decent, honest work. And he believed - and he taught me - that's what you do in America. That's the basic bargain. You work hard, you do your part, you will get ahead and stay ahead. (applause begins) And we need to make sure that Basic Bargain (applause builds as she finishes this statement) is alive and well in 2016! (applause) Elizabeth is leading the fight to liberate millions of Americans from the burden of student debt. (applause) And to make sure (applause interrupts) to make sure Washington never again profits off of our students. She and I agree, the Federal government should not be making money off of (applause builds) sending young people off to college to get an education. (applause)

And no one worked harder to make sure Wall street never, never wrecks Main street again. She's come up with a lot of great ideas, but here's one that has already made a big difference: it's called the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau. (applause) It's been around a few years under the leadership of a great leader from Ohio, Richard Cordray, who is leading the charge. It has already - think about this, it's only been around a few years, but it already returned over 10.8 billion dollars to 25 million Americans who have been hurt by ILLEGAL financial practices! Now that is what standing up and fighting to right economic wrongs looks like. And I - (applause) - and I must say, I do just love [lowering her voice conspiratorially, LOL] to see how she gets under Donald Trump's thin skin.

As Elizabeth made clear, Donald Trump proves every day, he's not in it for the American people, he's in it only for himself. And Elizabeth reminds us of that every chance she gets, because (cheers, applause) it is really important that voters here in Ohio and across America understand this. She exposes him for what he is. Tempermentally unfit and totally unqualified to be President of the United States. (applause)

Now, some of the best TV since Elizabeth came to the Senate is actually on C-Span. [Warren is heard laughing off-camera] (chortling from crowd) [Hillary's conversational, warmly conspiratorial tone here just delights me] So whenever you see her pressing a bank executive or a regulator for answers, refusing to let them off the hook, remember: she is speaking for every single American who is frustrated and fed up. She is speaking for all of us (applause) and we thank her for that! (applause)

I am thrilled that Elizabeth could be here with me in this glorious, beautiful building that has been rehabbed and put to new use as a museum, because we want to make the point together, that we must have an economy that works for everyone again, not just those at the top. (applause) Not just the rich or the well-connected, EVERYBODY. (applause) Now, one might ask: well, yes! that is what we believe! It sounds simple, doesn't it? Honestly, I think it is. It shouldn't be complicated. But there are too many politicians and corporations that don't agree. They don't even seem to get it. But you do. And we do. And for the past - now more than a year - I have been traveling across our country meeting people who have told me their wages haven't budged even though they see executives who give themselves big bonuses. And you ask yourself, well, - wait a minute. Why do the richest Americans and the biggest corporations get away with manipulating the tax codes so that they pay lower rates than you do? That's a good question. It doesn't make any sense. It doesn't make moral sense, economic sense, historic sense. And you know what else doesn't make sense? When leaders in congress give more tax breaks to hedge fund millionaires instead of making investments in manufacturing, (applause builds as Hillary raises her voice to continue over the cheering) clean energy, and education, that will actually create more good jobs! (applause) It doesn't make sense when corporations stash their profits overseas or send them to influential shareholders instead of making long term investments in raising wages, training and research. Or when governors and legislatures use every trick in the book to weaken unions and make it harder for Americans to organize themselves for better wages and benefits! (applause) You know what I'm talking about!

Well, you've heard of 'Right to work' laws - well, they're wrong for workers and they're wrong for America. None of this is right, my friends. But this election is a chance for us to make it right for the future (applause) for our kids and our grandkids! (applause) Let's make it right! Let's make it right for hardworking Americans like Stan Hall in Cleveland who owns a small trucking company. It's a nonstop struggle for him to compete against the bigger guys. But if we keep our economy growing and make sure small businesses like Stan's get the right support, we can get more people a chance to succeed under that American Basic Bargain. Let's make it right for young people, like Erica Royblad in Westlake: she dreamed her whole life of going to Ohio University in Athens. (cheers) But - but the housing crash in 2008 wiped out her parent's savings, and their small business. So to get her college degree at a public university Erica wound up $100,000 in debt. We can not let this student debt crisis continue. We have got to give hard working students and families relief. You know what Erica's doing now? She's volunteering for our campaign and working to elect Democrats across Ohio! (applause)

Stan's volunteering with us too - because he, like so many people across Ohio and across the country know that we are fighting for a better future. I got into this race because I wanted to even the odds for people who have the odds stacked against them. And this is not a time for half measures. To build an economy that works for everyone, not just those at the top, we've got to go BIG, and we've got to go BOLD. So! (applause)

We need to take (applause) we need to take that frustration, the fear, the anxiety and yes, the anger - and after we have vented it, we need to work together to achieve the kind of changes that will give everybody in this country a better shot. So let's set five ambitious goals for our economy. Let's break through the dysfunction in Washington and make the biggest investment in new, good-paying jobs since World War II, (applause) let's do what we need to do (applause) to invest in infrastructure like President Eisenhower did with the Interstate highway system! (applause) That's what Republicans used to believe in building America and putting Americans to work. That's what we're going to do again. (applause)

Let's set the goal of making college debt-free for everyone, like Erica. (applause) And let's provide debt relief. Let's provide debt relief as soon as we can, as soon as we start to work, Elizabeth - we'll take the day off for the inauguration and then the Senate, the Congress, White House, we're gonna get to work to get students and their families relief from this debt! (applause)

Now, we've got more work to do, so let's set the goal of rewriting the rules so more companies share profits with their employees, not just their executives (applause) - instead of shipping profits and jobs overseas. (applause) We've got the greatest country and the greatest economy in the world, let's start acting like it. (applause) And let's make it clear that the companies have to be part of that greatness! (applause)

And let's set the goal of making sure that Wall street and the wealthy pay their fair share of taxes. (whooping) Now, there are a couple ways of doing this, I've been proposing a number of them: something called the Buffet rule after Warren Buffet. No millionaire should pay a lower tax rate than somebody working for him, like his secretary. (applause) The people who have profited the most, even since the Great Recession, are people who now need to give back. This country has given so much to all of us. And everybody should share the burden. So I have made a pledge: I will not raise taxes on the middle class, but we ARE going to raise taxes on corporations and the wealthy! (applause)

And don't you think it's about time that we put American families first? We're not living in the '50s or the '60s anymore. We've got to catch up to how Americans actually live and work in the 21st century. I have met so many stressed out young parents. I've met so many stressed-out middle age and older folks; young parents because they're trying to balance what should be the joy of their lives like our new grandson is for us and our granddaughter. I remember I was talking to Elizabeth on the phone when she was visiting her family, her grandchildren, and we talked about all this important stuff and what we have to do, and she said, "Well I gotta go because I have to go buy my granddaughter some sparkly shoes." (laughter) There is no greater joy, but to see young parents struggling so hard, and to see older people taking care of their parents... We've got work to do: We shouldn't make it so difficult to do your job at home and do the job that puts food on the table and a roof over your head.

Let me just say a word about rewriting the rules. You know, there are a lot of buisnesses thriving right here in Ohio who see their employees the right way. They see them as assets to invest in, not costs to cut. (whooping, cheers) But unfortunately, there are too many who take the opposite view and their behavior contributes to stagnant wages and lower economic growth. That's why, as President, I will reward companies who share their profits with their employees *on top of* paying their employees a good wage. Because if they can do it for their executives, they sure can do it for their workers. (applause) And we will encourage companies to invest in worker training and to build high-quality apprenticeship programs where you EARN while you LEARN. And we will strengthen unions, because they are the bedrock (whooping) of a strong middle class in America. (applause)

Unions helped bring back the auto industry in Ohio, and they will help bring back America from coast to coast. So here is our message. (applause) Here is our message to every corporate board room: do the right thing by your employees and your country, and we will stand by you. But cheat your employees, exploit your customers, pollute our environment or rip off taxpayers, and we will hold you accountable. (applause) Because when companies take taxpayer dollars with one hand and give out pink slips with the other and ship hundreds of jobs overseas, we're going to make them pay back those tax benefits. (applause) And we're going to take that money and reinvest it in workers and communities and we're going to slap an exit tax on companies that move their headquarters overseas to avoid paying their fair share of taxes. (applause)

And we will defend American jobs and American workers by saying NO to bad trade deals like the Trans-Pacific Partnership and unfair trade practices like when China dumps cheap steel in our markets or uses weak rules of origin to undercut our car makers. I'm going to appoint a trade prosecutor who will report to the President so we are going to end the abuse of our market, our workers, our people! (applause) And you know what? We're going to compete and win in the global economy by NOT letting anyone take advantage of our workers - not China, not Wall street, not anyone. And we're going to defend and strengthen the tough rules to reign in Wall street that were put in place after the crash. When corporations pay fines for breaking the law, those fines should cut into executives' bonuses. (applause) And if laws are violated, individuals - not just corporations! - should be held accountable! (applause) And I will veto any effort to weaken protections for consumers.

And while we're at it, we're going to finally make Wall street big corporations and the super-wealthy do more that's not only fair in terms of paying taxes, but which is right. Because we can use that money to make these big, bold investments. That will help us build a stronger economy for decades to come, and you know what? That's not only good for families and workers, that's good for companies, for businesses. We are a 70% consumption economy, my friends. That means the more money that you have in your pocket that you can spend, the better that is for the economy. And the way things are now, people are afraid. They're holding back. We've got to liberate the American consumer by protecting and helping the American worker. And we're going to make more things in America. We're going to ensure that we have the most competitive auto and auto parts industries in the world. (applause)

And when we invest in infrastructure, we're not just going to be investing in roads and bridges and tunnels and ports and transit and water systems - we're going to connect every home to high speed broadband so they can get in to the global marketplace. (applause) And we're going to fight climate change by making America the clean energy superpower of the 21st century. (applause)

And I want to compliment your Mayor - Mayor Cranley who's here, your state rep, Alicia Reece - Cincinnati is already one of the biggest cities in the country to run 100% on clean energy! Congratulations! (applause) And I'll tell you what, Mayor - I hope you don't mind if I go around the country and saying, "If you can do it in Cincinnati, you can do it anywhere!" That's what we need across America! (applause)

And while we're at it, we're going to raise the national minimum wage - seven dollars and twenty five cents an hour is a poverty wage. Workers deserve better. They deserve a living wage and a job with dignity. Families deserve real support like quality, affordable child care, paid family leave, and equal pay for women! (applause) Now, I know when I talk about these things, Donald Trump (audience chortling) says, I'm 'playing the woman card.' Well I'll tell you what, if fighting for families is playing the woman card, (applause builds) DEAL. ME. IN. (applause)

So! (applause - crowd starts chanting HILLARY! HILLARY! HILLARY! I can't see who she's giving the thumbs-up too off-camera or winking and smiling to after this statement, but I'll bet just about any money that some supporters are waving their recently-mailed Woman Cards at her. LOL)

So I have to say now - in order to achieve these goals, we have to go after and end the political dysfunction that's holding our country and economy back. So let's overturn Citizens United (applause builds) and get unaccountable money out of politics! (applause) Let's shut off the revolving door in Washington and make sure the foxes aren't guarding the henhouse! (applause) And let's learn how to listen to each other and work together again - I am determined to break through the gridlock. To get thing done for working families. I know Democrats and Republicans can work together - I know it because I have done it. I worked with Republicans and Democrats to create the Children's Health Insurance Program, which today insures 8 million kids. (applause) I've worked with Republicans and Democrats to bring jobs back to upstate New York and help New York heal and rebuild after the 9-11 attacks. I proudly served as Secretary of State, and I didn't just represent Democrats, I represented all Americans, because you know what? (applause) We're all on the same team! It's time we start acting like it. There's no limit to what we can achieve if we do!

Now I confess, I confess, it's true: I can be a little wonky. (laughter) But I have this old-fashioned idea: if you're running for President? you should say what you want to do and how you will get it done. (whooping, applause) So now, now that you've heard some of my plans for the economy, ask yourself: what are Donald Trump's plans? (groans, angry muttering from crowd) Well, best I can tell, he has no credible strategy for creating jobs. And maybe we shouldn't expect better from someone who's most famous words are, "You're fired!" (booing) Now, he rails against other countries, doesn't he? He says he's for our workers. [shaking fist] But Trump's own products are made in a lot of countries that aren't named America. Trump suits were made in Mexico. He could have had them made in Brooklyn, Ohio. Trump's furniture is made in Turkey, instead of Cleveland. Trump barware is made in Slovenia instead of Toledo. So how does that all fit in to his talk about America First?

But that's just the start. This is a man who plays coy with white supremacists, and mocks people with disabilities, (booing builds) who talks about banning and entire religion from entering our country, who advocates getting rid of gun-free zones in schools, letting more countries have nuclear weapons, defaulting on our national debt, turning back the clock on marriage equality, and-- just like Elizabeth, I could go on and on.

This is someone whose reaction to the horrific mass shooting in Orlando was to publicly congratulate himself. And on Friday, when Britain voted to leave the European Union, he crowed from his golf course about how the disruption could end up creating higher profits for that golf course. Even though within twenty four hours, Americans lost one hundred billion dollars from our 401ks, he tried to turn a global economic challenge into an infomercial. Imagine Donald Trump sitting in the Oval Office the next time America faces a crisis. (loud chorus of "NOooo ...!" booing) Imagine him being in charge when your jobs and savings are at stake. ("Nooooo!") Imagine him trying to figure out what to do in case of an emergency. So it's no wonder, is it, that risk analysts listed Donald Trump, a Donald Trump presidency, as one of the top threats facing the global economy. Ahead of terrorism. (supportive applause)

Well, we are not going to let Donald Trump bankrupt America the way he bankrupted his casinos! (applause) We need to write (applause) we need to write a new chapter in the American dream and it can't be Chapter 11! (applause) If you believe that Donald Trump's wrong for America, and that our best days are ahead of us, please, join us in this campaign. We are stronger together. (applause builds) We're stronger when we grow together, when we lift each other up, when our economy is working for everyone, not just those at the top! (applause continues) Let's get to work, Ohio! (applause, cheering continues) Let's knock on doors, and register voters, let's send Ted Strickland to the Senate, with Sherrod Brown, let's send Alicia Reese back to Columbus, let's get more strong progressive leaders like Senator Warren in Washington and State Houses. This November, let's take our country in the right direction with confidence and optimism. (applause continues) That's what we can do together. Thank you all, and God bless you!

[Clinton applauds her supporters, collects Senator Warren from the sidelines and together they wave cheerfully to the crowd, arms around each other as colleagues, enjoying the enthusiastic cheers from supporters.]