This is so the worst thing you're going to read all day.

[Content Note: Manclaiming; rape culture.]

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT: "Yoga for bros: 'Broga' a new twist on thousands-year-old practice."

It's hard for me to say what is my favorite, ahem, part of this article. Is it referring to women as "the fairer sex" in the year of our lord Jesus Jones two thousand and sixteen?

Is it the guy who markets yoga to dudes referring to himself as a "man-treprenuer"?

Is it men who worry that the lotus pose is too "girly" for men?

Or it is this delightful bit of rape culture? "Sidoti says Broga even offers men-only retreats for guys who fear the allure of women wearing lycra pants may distract from their yogic journey."

I CAN'T CHOOSE! ALL OF IT IS SO GREAT.

*jumps into Christmas tree*

[H/T to @v_m_phil.]