Deeks: I totally died when you said your coat in that picture looked like something Divine would wear.
Liss: LOLOLOL! Because it is! Which is why I love it!
Deeks: Fuck yes.
Liss: I told Spudsy: "That's what it would look like if Interview put fat people on its cover!"
Deeks: LOLOLOL is Interview still around?
Liss: Who knows. I haven't read Interview since there was still a Waldenbooks at the mall.
Deeks: Waldenbooks! LOLOLOL.
Liss: "Let's hit Waldenbooks and pick up the latest issue of Interview then swing by Tower Records for the new Happy Mondays single!"
Deeks: "I want an iced coffee from Gloria Jean's."
Liss: Gloria Jean's!!! Ahhhhhhhhahahahahahaha!!!
Deeks: LOLOLOL
Liss: "Let's pick up some new sleeveless jean jackets at American Eagle."
Deeks: OMFG I used to wear the fuck out of suspenders, but, you know, just hanging down, as was the look.
Liss: Of course. I had a jean jacket that the sleeves zipped off of. So I could wear it as a jacket or as a vest over a flannel NO GODDAMN DOY.
Deeks: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! Zippered sleeves!
Liss: I bet you bought all your clothes at Chess King.
Deeks: Until I discovered Hot Topic.
Liss: "Hold up! I can't go with you to B Dalton Books because I'm not done with my Orange Julius! Just go ahead—I need to pick up some new suspenders at Structure, anyway."
Deeks: LOLOLOL!!!!!!!
Liss: The entire 90s mall roster is stuck in my lint trap!
Deeks: Who even remembers this shit? (You.)
Liss: LOLOLOL!!! P.S. The Limited.
Deeks: LOLOLOL!!
Liss: Can you even imagine how much fun we would've had skulking around stupid malls together in the 90s? OMG.
Deeks: LOLOLOL! Laughing at all the d-bags in their Z. Cavariccis.
Liss: And Hypercolor shirts.
Deeks: "Fuck this—let's go get a Cinnabon."
Liss: "Okay, but I want to swing by Frederick's of Hollywood first. And let's get some Furbys at K-B Toys!"
Deeks: "Check out that asshole's Mike and the Mechanics tour shirt!"
Liss: Cool suspenders, bro.
Deeks: LOLOLOLOMFG!! That could pretty much be a picture of me 25 years ago.
Liss: We were more 90s in the 90s than Singles.
Deeks: LOL!
Liss: Us.
Deeks: LOLOLOL!!! Best. Photo. Ever.
Liss: Also us.
Deeks: The new Jesus Jones single!
Liss: Back when you thought Jesus Jones was going to have a lengthy career. Obviously.
Deeks: I'm still holding out for a comeback.
Liss: Who isn't?
Deeks: Ned's Atomic Dustbin.
Liss: Are you kidding? Ned's Atomic Dustbin is jizzing their Girbauds in the hopes of an opening slot on the reunion tour.
Deeks: Girbauds!!
Liss: I told you the entirety of the 90s is stuck in my lint trap! Actually us.
Deeks: LOL! Yep.
Fin.
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