Question of the Day

Suggested by Shaker Carpe Librarium: "Are you good at snappy comebacks, or do you tend to think them up only after the moment has passed? Was there a moment where you came up with the perfect response at the perfect time?"

I've always been pretty good at snappy comebacks, and I've only gotten better in the time I've had to navigate public trolling.

Here's a witty retort I shared on Twitter last weekend:

"Can't you get your uterus removed to stop you being so hysterical?"

"I contend that if men want me to stop being 'hysterical,' then they should remove themselves."

— Melissa McEwan (@Shakestweetz) March 31, 2018

Luckily I was with two men who posed that question facetiously and who laughed very hard at my retort.

— Melissa McEwan (@Shakestweetz) March 31, 2018

I'm guessing many of you can guess which two scoundrels were affectionately giving me shit and burst out laughing at my snappy comeback, lol.