This Is a Real Thing in the World

This is just a real thing that a real person wrote and other real people edited and then decided to really publish in a real publication in the world: Biden Should Run on a Unity Ticket with Romney.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha no.

The author of this heap of trash is Juleanna Glover, whose author bio at the end of the piece informs us that she "has worked as an adviser for several Republican politicians, including George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, and Rudy Giuliani and advised the presidential campaigns of John McCain and Jeb Bush. She is on the Biden Institute Policy Advisory Board."

Cool cool cool.

Setting aside that the Biden Institute has on its advisory board a Republican operative who has presumably also found gainful employment between election cycles as a fox guarding hen houses, I suppose we can assume that her affiliation with the Biden Institute means this is a trial balloon.

If this is an indication of the sorts of ideas we can expect from Joe Biden should he run yet again, HARD FUCKING PASS.