Let Them Eat MAGA Hats

Lara Trump, who is Donald Trump's daughter-in-law by way of marriage to his deplorable son Eric, had this shit to say to the federal workers who aren't getting paid as a result of her father-in-law's shutdown tantrum because Nancy Pelosi refuses to give him funding for his monument to nativist white supremacy:

We get that this is unfair to you, but this is so much bigger than any one person. It is a little bit of pain, but it's going to be for the future of our country and their children and their grandchildren and generations after that will thank them for their sacrifice right now.

1. Fuck you.

2. Not getting paid for working people who depend on their salaries is not "a little bit of pain." It's a lot of pain.

3. This shit is not happening "for the future of our country." It's for a bullshit wall that is being justified with lies and bigotry.

4. It's not a "sacrifice" if you're being forced to do it against your will.

5. I'm so sure kids will be lining up to thank their parents for that time they didn't get the shoes they needed because the bad man in Washington refused to give mommy her paycheck.

6. Conservatives really need to stop pretending like they give a single fuck about the welfare of federal workers when explicitly advocating reducing the size of the federal government is central to the Republican platform.

7. Fuck you.